fic masterpost

i’m not going to put all my fics on here, just the ones i still update somewhat regularly and/or feel like are good representations of my work as a whole

ace attorney/great ace attorney:

m-rated, mostly gen but some klapollo, apollo gets trapped in an alternate reality where his dad is still alive but things are terrible for different reasons

t-rated, klapollo, an au based on spider-man (2001) written for the klapollo minibang

g-rated, gen, herlock sholmes figuring out how to take care of baby iris, contains mild implied spoilers for dgs2

g-rated, narumitsu, a fluff fic about phoenix and miles going ice-skating

g-rated, gen, trucy defends pearl at school and gets in trouble but miles defends her

g-rated, gen, a character study of mia fey that takes place sometime before aa1

the owl house:

g-rated, lumity with side established raeda and huntlow, eda and raine tell king a bedtime story loosely based on the musical once upon a mattress

g-rated, gen, a character study of hunter taking place prior to his introduction in the show

ardourie:

“the best thing about being a girl is (makeup) (thing most women dont do) (thing enforced by the patriarchy) (plastic surgery bc of harsh beauty standards) (ritual women only do bc of the patriarchy) (weird alpha omega beta rules applied to human beings) (thing only the op does) (white supremacist ideals of gender) (racism)”

aqueerkettleofish:

mountains-boy:

neko-mancy:

garbage-empress:

hazelsmazecave:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

garbage-empress:

emergency-broadcast-system:

emergency-broadcast-system:

raidcore

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

I wanna say that was Tenet?

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

holy fuck

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

Depending on the movie and the person, watching a movie with someone with a specific knowledge set featured in the movie is either a delight or a terror.

almost-a-recluse:

apricops:

apricops:

Yeah sorry we revised your boyfriend based on new archaeological evidence. Turns out that the fall of the Western Roman Empire affected him a lot more than we previously thought. Yeah he’s malnourished and had no access to trade goods now, sorry

Hey sorry we revised your boyfriend again based on other archaeological evidence. Turns out the fall of the Western Roman Empire didn’t hurt him that bad. Yeah his local warlord-chieftain still maintained a network of patronage and connections with Mediterranean trade routes, we found foreign pots in his burial site. he might’ve even been literate

please revise him to being buried, and stop digging up my flowerbed, or future scholars will debate whether the fall of my shovel had widespread effects on your spine

homunculus-argument:

I’m not trying to shame people who don’t read The Classics because god knows most of that stuff never saw an editor, but before you post/reblog quotes from the old book classics, framed as something the author personally said, you should be aware that the quote was probably said or thought by a character who wasn’t supposed to be objectively correct. As a matter of fact a lot of those fictional little guys were written to be completely wrong on purpose.

You have heard of the sci-fi genre of Don’t Create The Torment Nexus. Now consider the 1800s book style Don’t Become The Dipshit Protagonist.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

idk if someone has already made this post but. imagine gotham upholding bruce wayne as an example of “you can have a tragic backstory and not start doing weird superhero/villain crap” and he just has to Deal with it

tagfer:

tagfer:

NEKO ATSUME 2

ALT

not joking

e-the-village-cryptid:

amygdalae:

nothing more sobering than realizing you’d been assuming a cover of a song was the original…like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

#me when my brother thought the panic at the disco cover of bohemian rhapsody was the og#and i had to sit him down and be like never tell that to anyone ever again if you want to live ok via @theblackparadeisdeadd-blog

this is the most heinous one everyone else go home

maykitz:

wastehound-voof:

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It’s usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. “You will not fantasize about my soup” will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:

kingscrown666:

dankmemeuniversity:

This works no matter which slice you start with

this is revolutionary meme technology right here

whattheduck94:

kalichnikov:

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you’re standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You’ll never get it. I’m gone. I’m walking away. I’m already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused “meow.” later son. you’re reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

findingfeather:

sunlit-skycat:

astraltrickster:

This post is your reminder that you are not obligated to blog about current events.

Things are bad. Really bad. Do not let people guilt trip you into tormenting yourself even further over the fact that things are bad. Doomscrolling is not activism.

If you’re just on tumblr to blorbopost or reblog pretty pictures, you are not harming people by inaction.

You are not a bad person for not dedicating every aspect of your life and leisure space to whatever disgusting mask-off attack on human life and dignity some government has decided to enact.

Take action where you can, but don’t confuse doomscrolling and digital self harm for action.

If you need to lose yourself in blorboposting, go for it.

If you need to log off for the day, whether it’s to take irl action or to protect what little sanity any of us have left over the past 7 years, then by all means, do.

Morale is important. Hope is important. Small joys keep us from burning out completely in times like this. Do not let any “if you don’t reblog this I’m judging you” guilt trip convince you otherwise.

Even investigative open source journalists at places like Bellingcat, who make a living sifting through this type of information, take breaks while dealing with this and make sure they have downtime. There are specific methods for reducing the amount of vicarious trauma that people get from seeing imagery of violence, and mixing that stuff in with the fun little escapist hobbies of one’s tumblr is not on the recommended list.

Two links I have been sending around lately:

Bellingcat, on the risks of open source research: https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/2022/11/23/how-to-maintain-mental-hygiene-as-an-open-source-researcher/

Synecdochic on how to block out seeing things related to current events, or on mitigating the trauma of seeing it if you feel you must stay informed: https://synecdochic.dreamwidth.org/803314.html

Oh my gods I want to double triple score underline that Bellingcat link as incredibly smart about vicarious trauma. Reposting it: https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/2022/11/23/how-to-maintain-mental-hygiene-as-an-open-source-researcher/

Thank you very much @sunlit-skycat for posting it; it was written about the war in Ukraine but goes absolutely just as much for current conflicts and everything else.

Remember that you don’t help by breaking yourself to no purpose. If anything, you literally make things worse; you create someone else that needs help.

baddywronglegs:

baddywronglegs:

I’ve asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it’s your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren’t expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

Not naming options to skew votes but…

I think there’s something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.